Giorgio Armani in a white mankini: totally gross, or leave the old guy alone?

Yes, I feel like a bitch for saying this, but really Giorgio Armani? Seriously? One of the most famous, classiest, most elegant men in the world, responsible for making men and women beautiful, elegant and classy, and you end up in a BAGGY white bikini swimsuit that makes you look like you’re wearing a diaper?

Yes, I know Giorgio is an “Old”. He just turned 76 years old a few weeks ago – he has every right to go on holiday and enjoy himself in the sun (although he’s looking a little beef jerky-esque, but whatever). I’m not criticizing him for being on the beach, or for taking a vacation, or for wearing a swimsuit in general. It’s this swimsuit in particular – this baggy white diaper bikini. It’s stunningly horrible. Also: is this George Clooney’s future? Can’t you see it? One more decade, and Clooney is going to be vacationing with his latest cocktail waitress, wearing a white mankini and making the young’uns feel a little sick. Ah, Giorgio Clooney!

But of course he has more money than God and he could buy and sell me a million times over, so what does it matter. Oh, Giorgio. Buy some swim trunks. Or you could even design a pair!

Oh, and his body still looks pretty awesome for 76, doesn’t it?

Giorgio on July 21, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

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