Does Michelle Trachtenberg want to get with John Mayer?

John Mayer has been keeping his nose clean for the most part for several months. There was his Douche Extraordinaire visit to the Today Show, but that was pretty tame, honestly. And it’s been a really long time (in Mayer Douche Time) since we’ve heard anything solid about his dating life. Sure, there are still reports that he and Jennifer Aniston are back together, and there’s still that story that he and Taylor Swift are hitting it, but nothing solid. Now Page Six is reporting that Michelle Trachtenberg was all over his douche-jock the other night:

“Gossip Girl” star Michelle Trachtenberg cozied up to John Mayer at Soho House in Los Angeles the other night.

“Michelle was bouncy and flirty. She seemed smitten with him,” said one witness.

But the singer/guitarist “seemed too cool for school and non-expressive.” A flack for Mayer had no comment. Trachtenberg’s rep said the pair chatted for five minutes and then she resumed dinner with her family.

“They’ve known each other for years,” the rep added.

[From Page Six]

Ugh. I hope this isn’t true. The part about her being “smitten” that is. I mean… I don’t really have strong feelings about Michelle Trachtenberg either way, but she strikes me as a nice girl with some self-esteem issues, and that’s a fatal combination for a douche like Mayer. Even though it sucks that Mayer seems to think he’s “too cool” for Michelle, in the long run I prefer it this way, rather than Mayer getting his douche paws on her and f-cking with her head.

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